when cats lick each other they’re “cute” but when i lick other people i’m a “psychopath”
The Sherlock fandom starting to compete with the Supernatural fandom on this gifs thing
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
I don’t post selfies I post masterpieces
[seductively takes off glasses]
wow you’re fucking blurry
Omg that was so cute
i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes
In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.
wtf that sounds like something a 90 year old barn owl would say. if someone said that to me i would never masturbate again for the rest of my life
Legit messaging a facebook friend to teach me Polish swear words to shout at her later on, when the inevitable argument happens.
I want to hear all about this if it happens!
People of Tumblr, welcome to the live feed of my 17:00 - 22:00 shift at a Bristol city centre hotel. Over the next five hours, I will bring you updates on how much I am managing to piss off my assistant manager.
Now some of you may be wondering why I’m pissing her off.
A little backstory….
For tonights entertainment I advice staying tuned